The tea-trays of Atlantis

Well, it's official, fans.

I am suffering from acute library book withdrawal symptoms.

Manchester's Central Library is going to be out of commission until 2014 (or even longer, if the current renovation works fall behind schedule) and I'm already finding it difficult to cope.

Because there isn't all that much room in their temporary quarters on Deansgate, the librarians have had to store  most of their extensive holdings down the bottom of an abandoned salt mine somewhere in Cheshire.  Hence there are far less books, papers, magazines, CDs, DVDs and so on in circulation at the moment.

I've been trying my best by extending my range and visiting first Didsbury and then Chorlton, but it seems obvious that all the branch libraries share a pool of books which they regularly exchange amongst themselves.  As a voracious bookworm, I've already managed to work my way through a fair old number of these volumes. So now I'm starting to read some of my old favourites again.

Oh, how I miss the extensive and capacious shelves of the Central Library!

Four floors crammed to the rafters with the brightest, the best, the brilliant and just the plain barmy in world literacy.  Plus tons more in the stacks that you can order up from the basement stores.

The lack of weirdy-books is proving particularly galling.

I realise that Manchester Libraries probably chose to keep the books most likely to be of interest to the greatest number of borrowers - and these days your average punter prefers Jamie Oliver's 30-minute mispronounced dinners and Kevin McCloud's wallpaper hanging tips to alternative history and parapsychology (unless it is the bloody abysmal Da Vinci sodding Code - how that illiterate berk Dan Brown has managed to earn so much money from it is beyond me).

But oddball books have provided me with hours of free inhouse entertainment over the years - as you will know if you've bothered reading this blog on anything approaching a regular basis.

One abiding favourite I will be forever indebted to the Central Library for is Discovering Atlantis by Diana Cooper:

http://www.dianacooper.com/atlantis/

In this classic of New Age spirituality, Diana elaborates on the popular theory that the people of that mythical sunken civilization owed their greatness to crystal power.

When their children reached the age of adult majority, they were presented with a crystal wand and an object that looked just like a large metal tea tray.  Every time they wanted to travel somewhere, they sat on top of the tea tray, tapped the side of it with the crystal wand and thought of their destination.  Slowly, slowly, the tea tray began to rise in the air ...